How many of you love cats and would like one?

I hope this speech will help you work sane and understand the craftiness in a feline. But for those who already own one I am sorry but every(prenominal) hope has been lost.I am here to talk to you near a club that I am truly committed to. It is called CHOW. I doubt many of you generate ever heard of it but it stands for Cat. Haters. Of. The. World.Cats are the nigh selfish, evil eyed, greedy, filthy things in the world.What do you think cats are seance around lazing around for? They are coming up with ideas on how to invocation the owner and steal food if not how to kill Barack Obama and become the start-off evil eyed monster to become the president and who would be the counterbalance lady.They are cunning creatures who think they own the world. Well let me pick out you now they dont. Have you ever endured the aggravation that is given by a cat when it imitates what you do? Well I have done so many times seeing as there are about sixteen cats in the awful household next do or no wait the parasites have also invaded my doorstep and under my dads car, my garage and my roof.I mean these killers have left their fresh kill under our porch wuss to stop it being taken away by my old neighbour. The creak and the squishy, mushy feeling that is created on every step taken by myself isnt pleasant seeing as two weeks later my sister had revealed the horrors of the dingy side that lay beneath our door mat. It will never be normal again. Having seen all that sticky oozy blood I erect never step foot on that step ever again. sure enough an old man of about ninety years old should be caring for his own health than his devil cats. Has he not detect the real truth behind these supposedly cute babies. Approximately lxx percent of the Earth sees the reality behind the black fur and the vast eye sockets with coloured eyes.Some may say I have missed the fact that they do not harm, yet have you gain that they are in fact associated with witches. In fact there is a bl ack cat who tries to pounce at me every time I try to throw a bag at it. As you may or not know I throw like a chicken so I dont really understand what the cat tries to do but I can tell you that it is not normal. Dont worry I have checked to make sure that no one is watching.It does not help that I am allergic to them but their really outstanding eyes scare me. Once upon a time in a house in a town called Wembley, I watching TV and eating chips when an overweight obscure tomcat came and sat on the same(p) scarlet coloured sofa as me. I had not clear until my sister had went into the dining room screaming.